Sum of Talented Parts
Mark selflessly converted his largest of 4 homes to a frat house for troubled old men with dad bods to play music, and he even employed a gourmet chef to cook exquisite cuisines that are not available to the general public. In 1993, he married Miss Universe and then started the most successful deli since the invention of sliced bread. While trekking to the top of Mount Everest backwards, he caused an avalanche from the reverb in his voice when speaking to other climbers.
Bass Guitarist, Vocals
When he's not providing hypnotic beats for DADBOD BAND, Tim instructs veteran actors on how to win a Grammy and Academy Award in the same year, and even won a Lifetime Achievement award twice in a row. Recently, he rolled out his signature line of sequined chaps that has received praise from Gen X'ers and Millenials alike. Tim is also an outspoken advocate in the witness protection program and helps speak up for those who don't have a voice.
Plucked from the mouth of a gator and whisked home to be raised in the Northern Louisiana Tradition, whatever that is, Gregg, at the tender age of 9, made his Momma take him to a Three Dog Night concert so he could feed his nubile appetite for funk. There, he heard Floyd Sneed lay it down on a set of clear acrylic drums and told his Momma "I wanna do THAT." Today, he delivers the goods on a stunning, sonorous compilation of clear acrylic Pearl Crystal Beats and an array of really pretty shiny things called Zildjian K cymbals. Because it is important to play good, but even more important to look fabulous doing it.
John was born in a Pittsburgh wrestling ring holding a snake in one hand and a hockey stick in the other. At age 15, he discovered he had the wizard-like power to turn his hockey stick into a guitar and began playing heavy metal on guitar strings fashioned from the manes of former Kentucky Derby winners. John is an in-demand fashion model of parachute pants and kimonos. Among John's many guitar fans is his wrestling idol, Jake "The Snake" Roberts.
Chris has been known to tell dad jokes that will make every teenager in the room say 'OMG' and roll their eyes in unison. While his true passion is working sound for DADBOD BAND, he recently discovered he has a talent for recommending which chicken sandwich suits a person's income. His current interests include writing fake bios for bands and signing autographs for people who don't want them. Come see him take top honors as Worst Dressed Soundperson at an upcoming DadBod concert.